Sweetpiv
K-9
Princess Buttercup
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Post by Sweetpiv on Aug 13, 2007 13:01:01 GMT -5
LOL You would think a Giant Lego gone missing would at least warrant some search party activity.
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Post by haydenfoxmulder on Aug 22, 2007 8:45:04 GMT -5
Cats' MemoriesScientists discover feline memories are comparable to memories of 13-year old girls. That is to say, 10 minutes later, they've forgotten everything.
Cat: I don't remember having to step over that toy.
Girl: I don't remember having to clean my room.
Apparently, what's too painful to remember, they simply choose to forget.
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mousehouse
Brown Coat
Sister to Greatness
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Post by mousehouse on Aug 22, 2007 11:25:10 GMT -5
Seems that we've been hit with a double whammy, given that we have BOTH a cat and a thirteen year old girl...
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mousehouse
Brown Coat
Sister to Greatness
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Post by mousehouse on Aug 22, 2007 11:32:00 GMT -5
Bigamist Ordered to give pig and buffalo...
I'm thinking that she did end up with the better end of the deal! ;D
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A Malaysian villager who took a second wife has been ordered by a court to compensate his first wife and their children with a buffalo and a pig, an official said Wednesday. The Native Court in Penampang district on Borneo island annulled the man's 10-year marriage to his first wife and granted her custody of their three children Tuesday, said District Native Court Chief Innocent Makajil, who presided over the panel deciding the case.
"It is a symbolic punishment because he violated his people's customs by marrying more than once," Makajil said by telephone.
The identities of the couple are not being revealed due to a request by the wife, Makajil said.
The man, a self-employed 30 year old, is from Borneo's Kadazan-Dusun indigenous community. His second wife, whom he married earlier this year, is a Muslim, and he converted from Christianity to Islam, Makajil said.
Polygamy is rare within the group, he added.
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Post by haydenfoxmulder on Sept 25, 2007 8:52:31 GMT -5
Shoplifting SeagullA seagull has gotten into the habit of shoplifting bags of Doritos from a shop in Aberdeen, Scotland (with video).
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Post by Shishkarobb on Sept 25, 2007 10:05:30 GMT -5
Ha!
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Phoenix
Qwa'ha Xahn
Always in motion the future is.
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Post by Phoenix on Sept 25, 2007 18:11:39 GMT -5
Wait til the US Military sees him. They'll put him to work like the dolphins in the Navy. There will be a fight between the Air Force and the Marines!
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Post by haydenfoxmulder on Sept 29, 2007 12:29:25 GMT -5
Woman sues Christ for suffering By: Lynn Larowe - Texarkana Gazette - Published: 09/27/2007
A lawsuit alleging wrongdoing by Jesus Christ has been dismissed by a federal judge in Texarkana for lack of jurisdiction. The suit, filed by Faye Marie Angel of Hooks, Texas, states Christ has not only allowed her to unjustly suffer during her life but has taken measures to ensure the suffering of others. The lawsuit named several defendants, including the Bowie County Sheriff’s Department, Texas Adult Protection Services and the Bowie County District Attorney’s Office. Angel represented herself. In the lawsuit, she alleged Christ was in the habit of inflicting pain and misery on humankind in various ways. She claimed the county agencies mentioned in the lawsuit were parties to social mayhem acting under the control of Christ. Angel was asking the Eastern District of Texas Federal Court, located in Texarkana, to issue an injunction preventing Christ from future wrongdoing. The court declined to do so and dismissed the case. In the order, Judge Caroline Craven noted a lack of “subject matter” jurisdiction in the case. Because Craven dismissed the case “without prejudice,” Angel is free to file her suit in another court.
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Sweetpiv
K-9
Princess Buttercup
Posts: 90
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Post by Sweetpiv on Sept 29, 2007 17:25:59 GMT -5
Oh she thought she had troubles before she filed that suit. You do not mess with Christ, his Dad is a bit protective. LOL
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Post by Shishkarobb on Sept 29, 2007 21:18:09 GMT -5
Ha! People are so stupid.
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Post by Shishkarobb on Dec 17, 2007 13:05:24 GMT -5
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Post by haydenfoxmulder on Dec 17, 2007 21:12:10 GMT -5
I need to rummage through my daughter's games!
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Post by haydenfoxmulder on Jan 9, 2008 10:36:52 GMT -5
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Post by Shishkarobb on Jan 9, 2008 17:49:44 GMT -5
WOW!
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Post by Shishkarobb on Jun 2, 2008 11:34:51 GMT -5
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